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February 12, 2004

What Next?

Mattel sent out a press release today stating that after 43 years together, Barbie and Ken have broken up.

Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time -- apart."

Which is just celebrity-speak for "Barbie found out Ken was sneaking around with Skipper and dumped him. She gets the Dream House, and he's going to be sleeping in the convertible until he finds a new place."

The real question is, how is heterosexual marriage as an institution going to weather this blow, on top of the shocking behaviour of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom? I fear for my marriage, readers.

Posted by ayse on 02/12/04 at 2:21 PM