I've come up with a great new diet revolution:
The I'm So Hungry I Could Eat an Entire Cow Diet
-or-
The Exercise, You Idiot! Diet
The deal is this: You can eat whatever you want, as long as you hunt and kill it yourself. You've got to do your own butchery, too, so don't get all lazy on me. This means that if you want a slice of bread, you better plant some wheat, pronto.
For you city-dwellers or black thumbs, there's an alternative. You can eat whatever you want, as long as you've done a full hour of aerobic exercise at max heartrate within the last three hours. If you skip the exercise, you can eat salad greens, no dressing.
You're pretty much guaranteed to lose weight. Or die.
